45 silver worms in a trenchcoat

D. They/Them. Lesbian. 21. Was sapphic-omens. Current obsession: Our Flag Means Death

soloveitchik:

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I’m sorry this is one of the funniest tags that’s ever been left on one of my posts

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versegm:

No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don’t like shouldn’t exist we’ve grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. “Oooh but they didn’t deserve it-” dude you’re presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

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nnausicaaa:

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jakemorph:

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This is the best AITA because on the actual matter at hand I’d say he’s kinda right (ish), $4900 for a week of work is really good money and they can always celebrate later. He should have obviously talked it over with her first but still. What makes him an asshole (or just like, a really really weird person) is every other detail that is tangentially mentioned.

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evilwizard:

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jame7t:

The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside

*turns to face camera* i told you to stop narrating me motherfucker

But, as the wrathful wizard was about to punish the humble narrator, he remembered that his favourite spell had just been banned. He lowered his magical and handsome skull orb, which ceased glowing ominous green gradually, and sat down on his pimped out evil armchair -the kind to have spikes and gems and such opulent details-, and let out a great sigh, resting his cheek on his fist. It was just not the same without it…

stop that!

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tragicfaggots:

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

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dovewithscales:
“Every part of this joke is older than most of the people on this website.
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dovewithscales:

Every part of this joke is older than most of the people on this website.

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romcommunist:

beautiful women named “battery power 15%” keep messaging me on my phone

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trekheritageposts:

mushroomfailure:

My dad, who is in his 70′s, discovered what slash was and then proceeded to write a sonnet to my mom about it.

star trek heritage post (March 23rd, 2015)

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